This was a retirement party that guests will never forget. Welcome everyone- we thank you for flying Twinkie Airlines. We are about to embark on the sweetest Legacy Flight ever and up at the helm is the man, the myth, the legend our Pilot Bill Toler. He averages over 225 flights a year so we are expecting a pretty smooth ride.
I am your co-captain this evening – Captain Ted and we are joined by the “sweetest crew in the
history of ever” headed up by lead Hostess- Debbie with her support team Kristin and Austin
and in training, Riley.
We have some amazing places to see today but before we take off there
are some important safety instructions
First and foremost buckle those seat-belts. Bill moves at rocket speeds so keep those belts
buckled. We are flying over water but not to worry our fearless Pilot Bill Toler was the Captain
of the Division 1 Swim Team at NC State so we are in good hands!
Turn off those cell phones and put up your tray tables as we invite you to sit back and relax
and enjoy The Sweetest Flight on Earth
We are departing today from our city of origin – Proctor and Gamble which is really where
Twinkie Airlines got it’s start.
We do have some snacks Nabisco snacks available and the first class Reckitt and Colman
personal hygiene kits available so if you need anything just press your call button and our
cupcake of a crew will bring that to you.
Our next destination is mmmm mmmm good.
We are at our cruising altitude. If you look out of your left Window you can see we are flying
over ICG Commerce, and it gives you the perfect Bird’s Eye view of our next stop. Here you
will have a moment to stretch your legs and UNLEASH YOUR BRANDS POTENTIAL
Well we are just cruising along here and we are already arriving at our next stop. I will let you
know in ADVANCE this is a great place to find a BARBER.
Well ladies and Gentlemen we have been given a bit of a ZINGER from the Control tower here we
are going to have to circle a bit before we land at our next destination. But DONETTE worry
we will get you on the ground soon. Welcome to one of our most exciting destinations IN THE
HISTORY OF EVER!
Alright Ladies and Gentlemen. We are preparing for landing at our final destination. Twinkies Airline
hub …Naples FL where our fleet is refueled and our crew is restored and recharged.
We thank you for flying Twinkie Airlines. Please watch your step as you deplane. We invite you to
keep up with us on social media as our Pilot continues to traverse the globe on The Sweetest Flight
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